I Might Take Up Hugh Hefner On His Offer (I Just Have To Come Up With $20 Million First)

Earlier this week, Playboy's Hugh Hefner put his California mansion up for sale with one teeny little stipulation:

The purchaser must allow Hugh Hefner to keep his bedroom and never go inside his bedroom.

This arrangement would actually work out great for me because I want to have a man around yet I also want my own space.

This mansion "features 29 rooms and every amenity imaginable, including a catering kitchen, wine cellar, home theater, separate game house, gym, tennis court and freeform swimming pool with a large, cave-like grotto. The property also features a four-bedroom guest house. In addition, the Playboy Mansion is one of a select few private residences in L.A. with a zoo license".

It appears as though Hugh has proposed to me the perfect deal: He gets his own bedroom/man cave, and I get the rest of the house AND I will never have to clean up behind his mess.

I'm sold!

Somebody lend me $20 million right quick so that I can contact the Realtor, Maurico Umansky!