Professional attentionista Kim Kardashian likes to have her picture taken so much, she calls paparazzi and lets them know where she is. But today she suddenly soured on photogs, claiming that they threatened both her and the little gestating Khristy.

Kim took to her Twitter feed to explain the incident, in which she claims multiple paps physically threatened her:

I wouldn't let the paps get a pic of me today & they threatened my life & said if I continue to block shots then they will make my world dangerous to live in! How dare they threaten my life & my unborn child! This has gotten way out of control!

She also detailed a close call yesterday, in which they allegedly boxed in her ride.

Yesterday 4 cars boxed me in. One in front, behind, & one on each side just to have me drive at their speed so they can snap through the window. Its really so scary what they are legally allowed to get away with!

It seemed strange that she would suddenly have a problem with safety, considering she'd probably hold a press conference on the rim of a volcano if the price was right.

But then? The truth came out (emphasis ours).

For years I've always been so gracious. Every shot they take now just isn't flattering & crazy stories get made up, so why would I willingly just let them stalk me & smile for them? Let me enjoy this last month of pregnancy please without threats & being scared to leave my home due to what dangerous thing they just threatened to do to me.

Looks like all those unattractive photos of her lately (like these and these and these and these) have finally soured her on cameras in general.

Kim then left her parting words.

I get I live a public life. I live my life on a reality show for the world to see. I love my life, but when the cameras stop, that doesn't mean I don't want a break too. I'm 32 yrs old now, about to be a mom. I'm not 25 clubbing around LA anymore. There's no excuse for threats & stalking!

There's a lesson here about the perils of creating a monster, but aside from all that, no footage of these paparazzo threats has surfaced -- even though there surely would have been cameras rolling all over the place. (That's sort of the point of all this, no?)

Still, we know tabloid photographers can certainly cause dangerous mishaps, and that's no laughing matter. So to rectify it, we think Kim should really stick it to them by never going anywhere ever.

Pull a Howard Hughes, Kim. Don't even leave your room! That'll show 'em.

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