Last night, I went to the Boyz II Men concert at the Central Washington State Fair, and I was lucky enough to go backstage for a photo with the band. And I felt one of them discreetly grab my butt during the photo. All I know is I felt a hand lightly touch the top of my derriere during the taking of this picture.

No, I don't know which guy did it, and no, I don't really care! If it was any other man, the butt grab would have been followed by a slap to the face and a swift kick to the groin, but since it's Boyz II Men, they can get away with it! I'm absolutely positive that it was just an accident, after all, I've got kind of a big butt; it was bound to happen with anybody! (And you know what they say when you ASSuME things!)

Meanwhile, it was an excellent concert! They performed their great hits, such as "Water Runs Dry", "Thank You", "Motownphilly", "I'll Make Love To You", but they also did some great cover songs from Journey ("Open Arms"), Ed Sheeran ("Thinking Out Loud"), Marvin Gaye ("Let's Get It On"), Lynrd Skynrd ("Sweet Home Alabama"), and Nirvana ("Smells Like Teen Spirit")!

Back to my the being the "butt" of the joke, my co-worker, Riggs, said that I should put together a "CSI: Yakima" sort of team and get them on the case to have my butt "dusted for fingerprints" to find out which one it was.

Haha, no thanks, I'll pass!

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