Octomom

Octomom has been slow to learn what many parents know all too well: Kids are expensive, especially when you have more than a dozen of them. Proving the point? She's back on welfare.

Forget President Obama vs. Mitt Romney and their trite discussions of health care, job creation and the plight of the middle class. Octomom, nee Nadya Suleman, has abandoned her thriving career in creepy soft-core porn and is now America's foremost debater.

Nadya Suleman has been doing everything she can to remain relevant in the spotlight since she earned her infamous nickname “the Octomom.” She jumped in the boxing ring. She took a twirl on the stripper pole. She even stepped in front of the camera to shoot an adult film. Now she’s back, and instead of assaulting your vision, this time she’s after your ears as well.

Octomom Nadya Suleman has filed for bankruptcy in California. Suleman listed $50,000 in assets against $1 million in debts. With 14 mouths to feed — remember, she has six other children besides her octuplets — Suleman initiated the filing in order to do what is best for her children.

Back when Nadya Suleman gave birth to 8 kids at once, she received offers to pose naked and to do porn. At the time, she declined, but now that she’s days away from being homeless, she decided to bear all for European magazine “Closer“.