My wife and I were walking the path of Randal Park and noticed a few things that shouldn't be allowed. Many of them probably aren't allowed, but bares reiterating. Here's my official (unofficial) etiquette guide to Randal Park.

  • Don't Chase the Ducks

    Not only is it frowned upon, but also not allowed at all anywhere. Not only did we see kids chasing ducks but their parents joined in. Not good.

  • Clean Up After your Dog

    Goes without saying. Nobody likes stepping in your dogs doo-doo. Do your duty and pick up that doody.

  • Keep Your Dog Leashed

    My son is afraid of dogs so when he sees a dog charging for him, that's the equivalent of someone seeing a semi-truck heading their direction. Please keep your dogs on a leash.

  • Clean Up After Yourself

    I saw a few picnic tables with empty cups, cans, paper plates, just sitting there and nobody in sight where they clearly just left it there. There are plenty of garbage cans in the area, throw your stuff away so another family can have a picnic.

  • Don't Play Disk Golf When People are Around You

    I was walking along the track when I saw some people playing disk golf ahead of me. I thought to myself, 'watch this disk go right to me' and, sure enough, the young man tossed it, yelled, "Fore!" and I matrixed out of the way in time not to get my head knocked off. No matter how good you are, make sure there aren't people in your vicinity before playing.

  • Use Headphones When Listening to Music

    I don't care how hot your mix tape is, Randal Park isn't your demographic. If you have to listen to your music, use headphones or, at the minimum, at a volume level where I don't have to hear it on the other side of the park.

  • Watch Your Own Kids

    Playing at the playground is a fun break from kids and adults, but if you have the type of child who pushes other kids or acts rudely, if you're not there to remind your kid of their manors, I might be.

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