‘The Peoplez Court’ Is In Session: Man Burns Face At Applebees While Praying

THE "PEOPLEZ COURT" IS IN SESSION. THAT’S PEOPLE WITH A Z! THIS CASE IS COMING OUT OF NEW JERSEY. I’LL LET YOU WEIGH IN ON WHETHER OR NOT THE JUDGE MADE THE RIGHT DECISION.

SUMMARY: Back in the year 2010, this dude named HIRAM JIMENEZ in Burlington County, N.J., claims he got burnt severely while bowing his head to give thanks to 8 pounds, 6 ounces of Baby Jesus, for blessing him with a delicious sizzling steak fajita skillet at Applebees. He got burned on his face, neck and arms after "grease popped" on the fajitas. He claims the server didn't give him the standard warning “Your plate is hot, sir, be careful.”

Rude.

JUDGES' DECISION: The two-judge panel presiding over the case basically told Hiram that he is an idiot (because who doesn’t know the dang plate is hot with a sizzling steak on a tiny cast iron pan?) DUH. The judges say that Applebees is not responsible for his negligence.

I'm getting hungry. All this talking about sizzling fajitas makes me think I'll be stopping by Applebees in Union Gap for lunch today! MMM-MMM!