Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's a "standard redneck" living in the Yakima Valley? Take my quiz to see if the "mirror, mirror" on the wall will tell you that you are indeed, a redneck, and if you pass this quiz, you just might be the quintessential definition of a redneck. Ain't nothing wrong with that!

Former President, Bill Clinton, just told an audience that he comes from a background of "standard rednecks" (he is from Arkansas). Some people immediately disagreed while others went livid on Twitter, going so far as to say that it's racist to call someone a 'redneck'.

My co-worker, Riggs, said this morning that "There's a little bit of redneck in everybody", to which I say NAY, young chap, that is poppycock! Listen, it's not a terrible thing to be a redneck. America is made up of different folks with different strokes. Some love the city life and others love to keep it 'country', and I wouldn't want it any other way. Take it from me, I was born and raised in the armpit of Nashville, Tennessee, so I know a thing or twelve about some rednecks. Rednecks can be a whole lotta fun, (at least, the ones I know are)!

Here are some of the funniest things I saw on this here redneck website.

  • You ever cut your grass and found a car.
  • You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
  • You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
  • Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
  • You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
  • The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
  • The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
  • People hear your car a long time before they see it.
  • You consider the fifth grade you senior year.
  • There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
  • You've ever financed a tattoo.
  • Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
  • Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
  • You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
  • You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
  • You've ever used a weed eater indoors.
  • Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck If"

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