Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak

Camila Cabello Explains Decision to Quit Fifth Harmony in First Solo Interview
"...I just followed my heart and here I am.”

J.K. Rowling Tells Former Fan Intent on Burning ‘Potter’ Books to ‘Borrow My Lighter’
"Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money," she wrote.

Kim Kardashian Offers Testimony in Paris Robbery Case
Kim Kardashian is reportedly in New York City speaking with the judge overseeing her Paris robbery case.

Johnny Depp’s Superfluous Spending Led to Money Loss, Claims Countersuit
Depp, apparently, spends money the way only a caricature of a famous rich person could.

Amy Schumer Defends Cousin, Chuck Schumer, Against Donald Trump’s ‘Fake Tears’ Taunt
"I know Chuck Schumer and HE CANNOT act trust me."

Shock: ‘Bachelor’ Villain Corinne Is Playing ‘Exaggerated’ Version of Herself, Says Ex
'She's not really that dumb.'

Lady Gaga Will Be Suspended From Stadium Roof for Super Bowl Performance
It's a lavish stunt expected from Gaga, but the 'Perfect Illusion' singer admits she didn't think of it herself.

Original ‘Hamilton’ Cast Members to Reunite for Super Bowl 2017 Performance
The Schuyler sisters are back. Sort of.

Jake Gyllenhaal: Ryan Reynolds Deserves Oscar Nomination for ‘Deadpool’
"Sure, it's a comic book movie and it's made a lot of money — but that doesn't subtract from Ryan's extraordinary work."

Ciara’s Son Future Supports Gender Equality, Offers Proof Not All Hope Is Lost in Trump’s America
"All the women deserve to be treated equal," baby Future says, with some help from Ciara and Wilson. "You have our support ladies!"

Tim Daly Breaks Both Legs in Sundance Skiing Accident
'Madam Secretary' producers are reportedly considering rewriting part of the show's script to accommodate Daly's injury.

Madonna Banned From Texas Radio Station Following ‘Un-American’ Protest Speech
“Banning all Madonna songs at HITS 105 is not a matter of politics," Thomas wrote. "It’s a matter of patriotism."