Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dennis Rodman Visits North Korea, Is Now Besties With Kim Jong Un [VIDEO]
Former basketball player and 'All Star Celebrity Apprentice' participant Dennis Rodman made history as the first American to publicly meet North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un last week.
You're gonna probably want to let that sink in for a few seconds. It's okay. We'll wait.
Justin Bieber Was Booed at His Own Concert For Being Beyond Fashionably Late [VIDEO]
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Justin Bieber's fans may be quick to mob anyone who criticizes him, but after he showed up a full two hours late for a performance in London -- on a school night, no less! -- all those Beliebers turned their poison arrows on him instead.
So Miley Cyrus Has Blue Hair Now [PHOTOS]
Just when you thought Miley Cyrus couldn't get any more rebellious than driving around with blow-up dolls, dancing with strippers and cropping her bleach-blonde hair super short, she goes and dyes that hair blue.
Or, if her Twitter is to be believed, silver with highlights that make it look blue in every single photo.
Olivia Wilde Tells Justin Bieber to Put a Shirt On, Is Immediately Called an Old Lesbian
Olivia Wilde bravely went where many dare not dwell (except for Patrick Carney, who seems to enjoy igniting the ire of teenage fan bases) by insulting Justin Bieber on the interwebs.
This, of course, prompted Beliebers the world over to fetch their torches and pitchforks in defense of their demigod.
Carrie Fisher Hospitalized After Supposedly Bizarre Cruise Ship Performance [VIDEO]
Princess Leia herself, Carrie Fisher, was hospitalized after a "strange" performance last week aboard a cruise ship -- something her rep blames solely on Carrie's bi-polar disorder.
‘Honey Boo Boo’ Gets the Taiwanese Animation Treatment to Celebrate Going Global [VIDEO]
Honey Boo Boo is going international, with the television show set to air in Australia, the Netherlands, Italy and Latin America. We can't wait to see how words like "y'all" translate into other languages, or how other countries will start to assume we all think spaghetti sauce is ketchup and butter.
'MERICA!
Snooki Is MTV’s New Baby Correspondent, So She Has Advice for Amber Rose + Wiz Khalifa [VIDEOS]
Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose welcomed their first baby into the world on Feb. 21. And since Snooki has a grand total of one baby herself, MTV assumed she's now 100 percent qualified to give the new parents some advice.
In fact, she's the network's first celebrity baby correspondent. So there's that.
Celebrities in Drag
There are few things we love more than drag queens, but when there's no 'RuPaul's Drag Race' marathon on, we'll take celebs cross-dressing any day. Even if some of them really should stay in their assigned genders. Not everyone can pull off both sexes, much less one, but some can unfairly cross the line between male and female with ease.
Kesha Does Things to a Cannoli It Won’t Want to Tell Its Mother About [VIDEO]
The promos keep coming to help generate interest in Kesha's upcoming documentary, 'Kesha: My Crazy Beautiful Life.' And now that we know we'll see the singer drinking her own urine, bathing in glitter and performing sex acts on Italian pastries, it's definitely working.
Wethinks it should be retitled 'Kesha: Everything I Do Is Comedic Gold.' Because dude.
Kate Middleton Officially Shows Off the Royal Baby Bump [PHOTOS]
Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.
Lady Gaga Currently Confined to a Wheelchair She’s Lovingly Named Emma [PHOTO]
Songstress and larger-than-life stage performer Lady Gaga is still suffering from the injury that caused her to completely scrap what's left of her Born This Way Ball tour.
Specifically, a “labral tear” in her hip which has left her unable to walk and signaled a need for emergency surgery. But as usual, she's found the silver lining -- and a new mechanical friend.
Bad Celebrity Tattoos
In the world of tattoos (as with anything else) there are good ones, bad ones, and those that should be lasered off before the ink even sets. Celebrity tats are no different. Just because someone is rich and famous doesn't mean their body art is any better than anyone else's.
In fact, sometimes it's the exact opposite.