Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez Look Like They’re Back Together. Whee.
On-again-off-again-on-again (does it really matter anymore?) couple Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were recently seen together having a romantic dinner, prompting Jelena fangirls everywhere to start planning their future wedding and photoshopping what their babies might look like.
Demi Moore Has a Brand New Boy-Toy to Play With
Demi Moore can officially be dubbed a repeat cradle-robber, as the 50-year-old actress has snagged a new young'un for the nursery: 26-year-old Vito Schnabel.
Anne Hathaway Is Bald, Skinny and Oscar-Ready
Earlier this year, Anne Hathaway buzzed off her hair to play consumption-addled prostitute Fantine in what may be the most depressing Christmas movie of all time: 'Les Miserables.'
But what she didn't expect was that the new 'do would make her look like a boy. More specifically, a gay boy.
Chris Brown Gets Into a Twitter Slapfight and Deletes His Account
Things went down (to subterranean levels) on the Twittersphere over the weekend, as Chris Brown responded to taunting from comedy writer Jenny Johnson by completely deleting his account, which is the online version of "I'm taking my ball and going home."
David Letterman Kissed Amy Poehler Because Who Wouldn’t [VIDEO]
Comedienne and all-around awesome person with boobs Amy Poehler was on 'Late Night With David Letterman' earlier this week, where she talked about Vice President Joe Biden's cameo on her show 'Parks and Recreation' -- and got a big smooch from Letterman in the process.
Kesha Wears Things Made From Her Fans’ Teeth
Kesha officially passed over that imaginary border from fun-crazy into crazy-crazy when she revealed she has a bra, headdress and earring combo made of her fans' teeth.
Cue the 'Psycho' music.
Robert Pattinson Hates ‘Twilight’ More Than You Ever Will [VIDEO]
Much like the majority of the population over the age of 14, Robert Pattinson has always been very vocal about how he thinks the 'Twilight Saga' is an awful, awful mess of a series, even moreso as the movies wound down to their (thankfully) inevitable conclusion.
And now we have irrevocable video proof of such.
Nicole Scherzinger Tells Us She’s Crazy – Or Just Crazy High [PHOTOS]
Former Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger is pretty active on Twitter, but for the most part she relegates her page to “inspirational” quotes, promotional information and random Instagram photos (mostly memes and some mirror shots). Until last week, that is.
Scherzinger may have topped even herself with some recent photos, which featured the songstress inexplicably frolicking with taxidermy
Robert Pattinson + Jimmy Fallon Have a Water Fight Even We Found Adorable [VIDEO]
We admit we tool on Robert Pattinson pretty hard around here sometimes, but it's less about him and more about his taste in women and the annoying movie franchise that is 'Twilight.'
But in his Nov. 8 appearance on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' he was kind of adorable -- even to us -- when he gamely climbed into a big wooden tub and had a water fight with Fallon.
Channing Tatum Will Be Crowned 2012’s Sexiest Man Alive. Probably.
A lot of factors go into choosing PEOPLE magazine's Sexiest Man Alive -- everything from visibility in the media to how much handsome was bestowed upon you at birth. And, oh yeah, a rockin' bod definitely doesn't hurt.
But this year, the factors considered seemed to come down to one: The level of attractiveness while wearing a tie without a shirt and doing it beautifully. Which is probably why 'Ma
Leonardo DiCaprio Dumps Victoria’s Secret Model Erin Heatherton. Because He Can.
It's so hard dating perfect 10s when all your heart wants are 11s.
At 37, serial modelizer Leonardo DiCaprio just can't seem to find the right catwalker to fit his needs, and the latest one to get the heave-ho is 23-year-old Victoria Secret beauty Erin Heatherton.
Oh, Look, Rihanna’s Topless Again [PHOTO]
After a night of partying at your own soiree dressed as a bride of marijuana, what's the etiquette for alerting the internet to the amount of fun and debauchery you had? Why, a topless photo, of course.
At least that would be your top answer if you were Rihanna.