Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Lindsay Lohan Plans to Drop Her Poisonous Friends When She Leaves Rehab
Lindsay Lohan will be a busy girl when she leaves rehab: She has an interview with Oprah, a high-paying docu-series on tap, and a career to revitalize.
That doesn't leave a lot of time for socializing -- but it's probably for the best since she may be dumping the vast majority of her friends anyway.
The Royal Baby Finally Has a Name
Attention, peasants of earth: Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby hath now been blessed with a name of tradition and bore: George Alexander Louis.
So we definitely lost in the betting pool with our Prince George Michael guess. On the plus side, we no longer have to call him the Royal Baby.
Here’s That Driveway Amanda Bynes Set on Fire [PHOTOS]
Amanda Bynes was placed on a psychiatric hold on Monday night (July 22) after setting some of her clothing on fire in a stranger's driveway. Now the homeowner is happily sharing the damage with the media.
Won't that be a story to tell her grandchildren one day as they gleefully ask, "Who's Amanda Bynes?"
Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty in Hit and Run Case
Chris Brown pleaded not guilty yesterday (July 23) to the hit and run case that caused his probation -- in conjunction with his 2009 attack on then-girlfriend Rihanna -- to be revoked.
That Creepy Guy Won the ‘Meet Taylor Swift’ Contest – So the Radio Station Canceled It
A radio station in Boston recently held a contest wherein the winner would get to meet Taylor Swift, but when a 39-year-old man won after a friend enlisted the help of the internet, the station pulled the plug. Maybe because the dude had expressed great interest in smelling T-Swizzle's hair.
New ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Trailer Features That Jennifer Lawrence + Liam Hemsworth Scene You Were Waiting For [VIDEO]
If Peeta and Katniss (given the hilarious mashup name Peeniss by fans) are your thing, there will be plenty of angst in the upcoming 'Hunger Games: Catching Fire' film. But since there will also be a lip lock between Katniss and Gale (aka Kale), that should make the other half of the fandom happy.
If you're in that latter group, the brand new theatrical trailer has some Jennifer Lawrence on Liam H
Prince William + Kate Middleton Welcome Their Royal Baby
Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy.
That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.
Beyonce Lays Hands + Gives a Fan Religion [VIDEO]
We knew Beyonce could sing and dance, but we didn't know that she could exorcise demons out of people like a bible belt preacher. Which is pretty much what it looks like she did at a recent concert.
Jim Carrey Makes Surprise Appearance on High School Baseball Team’s Bus [PHOTO]
A high school baseball team from Pella, Iowa lost the final game of its 2013 season -- badly. And the players probably would've been really bummed out about that had Jim Carrey not made an impromptu appearance on their bus.
Internet Rigs Contest to Help ‘Creepy’ Dude Fulfill Dream of Smelling Taylor Swift’s Hair
In a move unsurprisingly orchestrated by internet denizens, a 39-year-old man is well on his way to winning a contest in which he'd get to meet Taylor Swift -- and smell her hair.
Yeah, that sounds about right. Because internet.
Josh Duhamel Revealed the Gender of the Baby He’s Having With Wife Fergie [VIDEO]
Actor Josh Duhamel, husband of pregnant pop star Fergie, was on 'Live! With Kelly and Michael' today (July 17) and revealed the sex of their baby in a rather unorthodox way -- co-host Kelly Ripa held up blue and pink onesies, and Josh had to pick one.
A Stranded Dave Matthews Was Rescued by Fans En Route to His Concert [PHOTOS]
A couple on their way to see Dave Matthews in concert in Hershey, Penn. got quite a surprise when they saw a man who looked just like the singer stranded on the side of the road -- and it turned out to really be him.