Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Cops Ask Man to Stop Calling About Stolen Weed
"Send help, he's going for the Funyuns next!"
Hangovers Are an Illness, According to Germans
Soon, we may get a vaccine!
HOLY BATMAN DAY!
How will you celebrate? Punch people for justice?
Bad Parking Jobs of Yakima
We can shame them all!
Timmy’s Timely Tips: Surviving Friday the 13th!
We all know the big three that the films taught us: no premarital sex, don't turn around (especially while running), and DON'T GO CAMPING!
‘Joker’ Malware Infects Android Phones and Google Play
It's sneaky and signs you up for subscriptions you might not want!
Manic Thunder Brings the Lightning!
Not only did Manic Thunder bring the funny to Naches, but a lightning storm for the encore!
Naches Sportsman’s Days is This Weekend — Get Ready to Play!
Naches Sportsman's Days is one of the longest running community events in the Yakima Valley, and it's happening this weekend (Sept. 6-7).
It’s National Dog Day!
Who's a good boy? THEY ALL ARE!
Fighting Robots Removed From YouTube Due To Animal Cruelty
Robots Are Not Animals... depending on who's judging!
Paws in the Pool is This Sunday!
The annual Paws in the Pool at Franklin Park is coming this weekend!
Fish for Free Anywhere in Oregon This Weekend
Fish, Clam, or Crab This Weekend in Oregon! No license or tags required!