Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Opinion: My Ballot is a Waste of Postage
I get ONE thing to vote on... and that thing doesn't even affect me!
Washington State Summer Con AGAIN! This Weekend!
Nerds Rejoice! AGAIN! Wrapping Up The Summer Con Trilogy This Weekend (August 7th & 8th)!
Missing A Tailpipe? We Found It!
A funny thing exploded while I was driving the other day...
Yakima Man Shoots Fridge In Soda Retaliation
After hearing a soda explode, the man shot back in self-defense.
National Scotch Day!
Today is National Scotch Day! I'd say pour one out for the homies, but that would be a waste of awfully good scotch!
Don’t Give Candy To Strangers! A Cautionary Tale.
A tale about beggars, lies, honesty, and M&M's, A dark, albeit a funny tale about a recent experience with a 4-year-old little boy.
7 Years Later: Remembering Robin Williams
Timmy looks back at his memories of the late great Robin Williams on what would have been his 70th birthday.
The Movie Theater Experience Post COVID
It's been just about a year and a half since I stepped foot into a movie theater. Going back brought a tear to my eye.
2021 Naches Sportsman’s Days OFFICIALLY BACK ON!
Back in May some disappointing news was announced, well, that news is no longer relevant, and the upper valley can now celebrate!
2021 Naches Sportsman’s Days Officially Canceled
Maybe 2022 will be better!
Washington School Get’s Cthulhu Type Announcement
Humoctopus isn't real... or is he?
Sunnyside Theater Is Preppin’ The Popcorn!