Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Fighting Robots Removed From YouTube Due To Animal Cruelty
Robots Are Not Animals... depending on who's judging!
Paws in the Pool is This Sunday!
The annual Paws in the Pool at Franklin Park is coming this weekend!
Fish for Free Anywhere in Oregon This Weekend
Fish, Clam, or Crab This Weekend in Oregon! No license or tags required!
GET PAID TO EAT BACON!
Who wouldn't eat up an opportunity like this? Getting paid $1,000 to rate bacon food!
Elephant gets all “grabby” with Bikini Model
"What are these things for?" - Elephant
Arby’s Set to Cater Area 51 Raid
"We can't confirm if there are aliens at Area 51. But, if they do show up, they deserve the best meats on Earth," -- Arby's CMO Jim Taylor
Manic Thunder’s 10-Year Birthday Bash Wrapup! [VIDEO]
Manic Thunder celebrated its 10-year anniversary with their final regular show at a packed Capitol Theatre's 4th Street Theatre!
‘Jeopardy!’ Contestants Can’t Identify Spider-Man
Who is Peter Parker?
Beer Company Hiring Summer Intern
Go on trips, design swag, drink beer, and get paid!
SunKings Fan Appreciation Night! Free Admission!
Free admission! Limit 6,000.
Oregon’s Paranormal Pot Shop Offers Some Ghostly Ganja
In Oregon, you can shop at a paranormal pot shop. But it's not some gimmick where they sell Ouija boards and glass pipes -- the store might actually be haunted!