12 Of The Dirtiest Sounding City Names in CALIFORNIA
TALK DIRTY TO ME…BUT IN A WHOLESOME WAY
You know that one friend who can take anything you say and twist it to make it sound dirty, naughty, strange, or just plain silly? Today, I am channeling that zany person in your life. I'm a bit silly sometimes, what can I say? A friend and colleague of mine in Buffalo just made a hilarious list of the dirtiest sounding names in the state of New York and that got me curious to see if any cities in California had a similar vibe. HINT: It does!
YES, PUN INTENDED…
Groan-worthy puns and plays on words are definitely intended right now as you read this list of the dirtiest sounding names in the state of California. Actually, there aren’t really that many Californian cities that have a dirty sounding name (thank goodness) but I did find 12 cities that could possibly fit the bill. Everything is subjective, of course, and just remember, these are only jokes, folks!
CALIFORNIA TOWNS THAT HAVE THE DIRTIEST SOUNDING NAMES
1 . California Town: Aromas, CA
County: Monterey and San Benito
Estimated Population: 2,700
Ah, is that the smell the aromas of l'amour or something wafting over from the Monterey Bay?
2 . California Town: Big Bear Lake, CA
County: San Bernadino
Founded: The gold rush of 1861, Incorporated in 1980
Estimated Population: 5,000
If you didn't know, a Bear is a nickname for a very hairy and in most cases, a naughty hot bearded guy.
3 . California Town: Carlsbad, CA
County: San Diego
Estimated Population: 114,000
Just how naughty and BAD is Carl? The world may never know.
4 . California Town: Diablo, CA
County: Contra Costa
Estimated Population: 1,200
A town in California that's named after The Devil. Now that's gotta be a naughty town, indeed?
5 . California Town: Dixon, CA
Estimated Population: 19,000
Insert your own, um, dingaling, jokes here.
6 . California Town: Grass Valley, CA
Estimated Population: 12,000
What kind of legal grass do they have out in Grass Valley, and is it the good kind or the reggie?
7 . California Town: Ivanhoe, CA
Founded: Estimated 1912
Estimated Population: 4,000
There's an old saying out there, "You can't turn an Ivanhoe into a housewife."
Oh, stop. I can hear you groaning from over here.
8 . California Town: Los Baños, CA
Estimated Population: 45,000
One of the first things people want to say when learning to speak Spanish is, "Donde esta el baño?" Welp, now you can say, "Está en California."
9 . California Town: San Diego, CA
County: San Bernadino
Founded: Established in 1769; Incorporated in 1850
Estimated Population: 1,830,000
Will Farrell made up a new meaning for the city name of San Diego in the movie Anchorman. It is still hilarious (and childish) to this day!
10 . California Town: Shafter, CA
Estimated Population: 20,000
Shaft is a nickname that some guys like to call their junk. It's also the name of a bad mutha...shut yo mouth!
11 . California Town: Shaver Lake, CA
Founded: Estimated 1919
Estimated Population: 600
I guess they do things differently out in California because where I come from, shaving oneself in a lake is verboten! How naughty!
12 . California Town: Weed, CA
Estimated Population: 2,800
Are we talking medicinal or recreational? Hopefully, out in Weed, Cali., it's not the "ditch" kind because nobody likes that.
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