I Think Tinder Sucks; I’m Starting My Own Dating App

So SOMEBODY very close to me made me join Tinder last night and I've hit "NOPE!" on every single guy I've seen. Lumberjacks, and then there was this one dude whose profile said: "If you like to watch television or go shopping then don't bother!" NOPE!

I'm starting my own dating app called "Meh!" If you like somebody, tap on the heart. If you don't like them, click on the "MEH!"