Spoiler Alert: Star Wars: The Last Jedi Spoilers

Seriously, don't read or watch the video if you don't want to be spoiled on the new Star Wars film.

Like, really. Leave now don't click the play button if you don't want to be spoiled about the new Star Wars film.

If you don't care if you're spoiled or not, then go ahead and check out the video. I give you five spoilers about the film that any one of these would make me pretty irritated if someone told me if I didn't wish to be spoiled.