Christmas Songs Rewritten for Yakima
Along with Christmas comes all of the Christmas songs. Most seem like they were written 50 years ago with a broad scope of how it feels during the holiday season; how the snow looks, spending time with loved ones and more. Well, what if some of those songs were written about Yakima? Here's a quick look at some of those songs you could find on a Yakima Christmas Album.
Dashing through Red Lights
In your souped-up Chevrolet
Didn't know that Yellow
means that you must wait.
T-bones an oncoming car
A Toyota Celica
A driver without insurance
Welcome to Yakima
Oh! Jingle Bails, Going to Jails
Your license been revoked
Pay the fine and do some time
and now you're done flat broke.
O little town of Wapato
I, once, had to stop at your light.
That's when I noticed the Wolf Den
and Fry Bread was my delight.
Yakima, Yakima, Yakima Hops.
We have Magnum and Millennium,
Chelan and Comet and Mt. Rainier
for your pint of beer.
I'm dreaming of a Big Miner
The one that comes with Tillamook cheese
with extra bacon
a large fries and shake and
could I get extra fry sauce, please?
-Local Hit 'n Run Flees the Scene
-Larson Building Lights up Bright
-Drunk Arrested After Fight
Local events in 'The Scene'
Melody Lane Singers are the Thing
IKE vs. Davis Rivalry
Construction's Finished, Finally
-Yakima Pippins Takes First Swing