Open Letter To The Contestants of ‘America’s Got Talent:’ If You’re Not A Musician With A Gimmick Or Story, You Won’t Win
This is an open letter to any contestant auditioning to be on America's Got Talent, and goes for any future contestants, too. If your talent is to slam dunk basketballs, show off your backwards walking dog, swallow swords while balancing on broken glass and/or anything else like that, you won't win. Sorry.
