Yakima Needs a Conveyor Belt Sushi Restaurant
This is an open letter to all young entrepreneurs who wish to make Yakima a better place. Could you please open a conveyor belt sushi restaurant to Yakima?
Open Letter
Open Letter to All: Put Your Shopping Carts Back
You know that feeling when you want to throat punch the guy who left a shopping cart in a prime parking spot because he was too lazy to push it into one of those corrals? You wouldn't be the cause of all this mess, would you?
Open Letter To The Contestants of ‘America’s Got Talent:’ If You’re Not A Musician With A Gimmick Or Story, You Won’t Win
This is an open letter to any contestant auditioning to be on America's Got Talent, and goes for any future contestants, too. If your talent is to slam dunk basketballs, show off your backwards walking dog, swallow swords while balancing on broken glass and/or anything else like that, you won't win. Sorry.
Open Letter To Disney/Pixar – Please Make A Full Length Movie Based On The Opening Love Story From ‘Up’
This is an open letter to the guys at Disney Pixar and specifically to the team behind the making of the movie 'Up'. I love what you do and my family and I have thoroughly enjoyed every film you have made. My personal favorite is 'The Incredibles' while my wife states 'Monsters Inc.' as her favorite. But one movie in particular that I would love to see a full-length feature film is what you cramme