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Amy Schumer Opens Up About Secret Wedding, Writing Vows in 20 Minutes
Amy Schumer shocked the entertainment world on February 13 when she secretly married chef Chris Fischer, and in a new interview with pal Nikki Glaser on Glaser's Sirius XM radio show, Schumer explained why she decided to say "I do" so quickly.
Schumer, who married Fischer in a Malibu lot she'd rented at the last minute, said the benefit of getting hitched so impulsively is that the couple's still steeped in a fairy tale.
“Part of the thing that’s good about us getting married so quickly is that we’re so in love,” she said. “Every girl I know, if they get proposed to, they’re like, ‘Oh, now? Now that I can’t have kids!’”
And if you think Schumer somehow managed to pull off top-notch vows at breakneck speed, you'd...not be correct.
“Mine sucked!” she said. “I thought mine were good — I wrote mine in, like, 20 minutes [and] I was crying when I wrote them, but his blew me out of the water so hard...All his stories about me that were supposed to be endearing were about me screaming at him. I just annoy him all day.”
Still, Schumer said wedded life has been mostly bliss.
“It feels f------ good!”she said. “I’m wife as hell. But it’s still, like, a novelty. Somebody went to sit next to [my husband] and he’s like, ‘My wife is sitting here,’ and then I got back and he was excited to tell me that he said that.”
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