Are Chris Brown and Rihanna Getting Married?

There I was, just being nosy online and minding other people's business, when all of a sudden I saw a headline that made me start SMHHN (shaking my head hell naw).

Supposedly, Chris Brown is planning to propose to Rihanna today. (Shout out to all my cool peeps at Mediatakeout.com!)

Um, wait, what about that other girl, Karruche? (She's reported to be pregnant with Chris Brown's baby!) This is some ghetto a$$ sh**! Straight up Jerry Springer type of relationship with these three!

Ay carumba, dude. I'm having a cow.

And now back to me stalking researching other celebrity stories online!