If you:

- Shudder at the mere mention of Rita Repulsa

- Recall extending concern that Sam's ladder to Clarissa's window seemed a little shaky

- Once unsuccessfully argued for a household Nickelodeon Magazine subscription

- Know how to complete this: "If you wanna be my lover, you _________"

- Have a negative impression of Desert Storm but can't quite remember why

- Maintain it's pretty obtuse to confuse an Alaia for an "A-what-a," which is more difficult to say than "Alaia"

- Can provide context to "Pull a Lewinsky"

Do we have news for you!

Universal Attractions has put together a phat, pimpin' I Love the '90s tour that will kick off this spring in South Carolina and run across the United States until an October conclusion in Virginia, yadda yadda yaddda/m'kay?


And here are the homeslices that are ready to open up a can of whoop-ass, fart-knockers: Vanilla Ice, Salt-N-Pepa, Coolio and Color Me Badd and more will appear at each party to offer some slammin' nostalgia. Do you need a chill pill right now?

In September 2015, PopCrush made its way to the tour's unofficial-but-ostensible "'90s Fest" point of origin, which included seating in the form of inflatable plastic chairs, a live-sliming narrated by Pauly Shore and a tank top that was emblazoned with "Dawson's Fleek." Bout-it bout-it!

Check out when the I Love The '90s Tour will hit your neck of the woods below:

April 15: Greenville, SC @ Bon Secour Wellness Arena
April 16: Tupelo, MS @ BancorpSouth Arena
April 22: Woodlands, TX @ Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion
April 29: Mashantucket, CT @ Grand Theater at Foxwoods Casino
May 12: Bloomington, IL @ US Cellular Coliseum
MAy 13: Columbia, SC @ Colonial Life Arena
May 14: Baltimore, MD @ Royal Farms Arena
May 20: Tuscaloosa, AL @ Tuscaloosa Amphitheater
May 21: St. Augustine, FL @ St. Augustine Amphitheatre
May 26: Kalamazoo, MI @ Wings Event Center
May 27: Nashville, TN @Bridgestone Arena
May 28: Las Vegas, NV @ Mandalay Bay Beach at Mandalay Bay Resort
June 2: Bonner Springs, KS @ Providence Medical Center Amphitheater
June 4: Louisville, KY @ KFC Yum! Center
June 10: Phoenix, AZ @ Talking Stick Resort Arena
June 11: Grand Prairie, TX @ Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie
June 29: Kettering, OH @ Fraze Pavilion
June 30: Cleveland, OH @ I-X Center
July 1: Englewood, CO @ Fiddlers Green Amphitheater
July 15: Fayetteville, NC @ Crown Coliseum
July 16: Alpharetta, GA @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre at Encore Park
July 23: Jackson, CA @ Jackson Rancheria Casino Resort
August 6: Camden, NJ @ BB&T Pavilion
August 12: West Allis, WI @ Wisconsin State Fair
August 13: Indianapolis, IN @ Farm Bureau Insurance Lawn at White River State Park
August 19: Clarkston, MI @ DTE Energy Music Theatre
August 20: Toledo, OH @ John F Savage Arena
August 27: Redmond, WA @ Marymoor Park
October 20: Salem, VA @ Salem Civic Center

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