Yakima Valley’s Weirdest Recent Google Searches
We all have search histories on our internet browsers that we’re not proud of. Whether it’s something that may be seen as Risque or shameful to some, or may be strange and goofy and stupid, we wanted to know, so we asked our listening and reading audience. Their responses made us laugh.
My Weirdest Recent Search
We asked the question, but didn’t desire any context about why they were looking it up, but for the sake of this article, I’ll give you what I was looking up and why.
I was looking up the specs for the sword of Conan The Barbarian. One of the most famous swords in film history. Used to crush the enemies and bring lamentations of the women by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the title character in the 1982 film.
I’m on such a Conan kick, between the books, comics, and movies, and yes, I was looking up the sword, how much it would cost to get one, how big it actually is, and who is selling it. If you want that info on what I found, Tap the App and ask, we’ll nerd out together.
The Search History Question & Answers From Our Audience
The question we asked our Yakima Valley audience:
“Don’t give us any contest, just tell us something weird you looked up on the internet recently.”
Here are 10 of the more bizarre searches that our audience had, that we’d like to know the answers to. And remember… no shaming here.
“Does Joseph Burns have an illness?” – Savannah B.
A question for the rest of us is... who is Joseph Burns???
“How cold dried, all organic beetroot helps lower blood pressure and reduce brain fog naturally without the usage of chemical prescriptions from a doctor.” - Kelly S.
“How come we can’t find the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?” – David T.
I always figured it disintegrated and turned to dust over time. Now I'm going to google that!
“Where are the eyesight sensors on a Subaru Forester?” – Carolyn B.
Well, now I'm going to check on my Toyota!
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“What is Fleching?” – Anthony D.
I think it has something to do with archery...at least I hope that what I'm thinking has to do with archery.
“What does ‘Speel’ mean?” – Jenny M.
“What is ‘Trypophobia’?” – Lawrence B.
Be careful going down the Google Hole on Trypophobia.
“Songs that don’t mention the title of the song in the lyrics?” – Jeff C.
Nirvana's 'Smell Like Teen Spirit' & Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' come to mind.
“How can I find out if I’m on the Epstein list?” – Evan T.
You'd think you'd already know...
“Why are we STILL changing clocks?” – Eugene W.
We've been asking that same question for a LONG time. Only thing we can do for now is prep for the time change.
What is a weird recent internet search that you’ve done? Tap the App and let us know so we can have a laugh too (also, let us know if you found your answer).
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