Get To The Point: Here Is Why I Cannot Work At a Drive-Thru [Bon Qui Qui Edition]

It's a good thing I don't work at a fast food drive-thru because I would get too real with people. I'd be like, "Welcome to Arby's, whatchu want?"

Look, we don't go to drive-thru to have long-winded conversations. I don't want to hear about the combo of the day, and when you ask me "How are you today?" do you really want to know? Don't ask me a question you don't want the real answer to.

You ask me how my day was, I'm going to tell you about the baby daddy drama, bill collectors hounding my butt, frustration with lack of sleep, and I'll tell you how many pairs of kids' underwear I had to throw away due to poop accidents.

Let's just skip through the combo specials. I didn't come here to chit-chat. So don't get crazy.