Bat them pretty eyes if you wear glasses!

It's only been a few years since I found out I have  "astigmatizam" and only a few seconds since I figured out I have been pronouncing it wrong ever since! Hahaha

Astigmatism creates blurred vision. My eyes are basically shaped irregularly. Most people's corneas are round. Mine, along with 30% of the population, are kinda oval/almond-shaped, making my eyes and some others with this shape unworthy of contacts. I've never been a fan of sticking things in my eye, so I am cool with that but if fomo for contact is part of your life I am sorry you are bummed.

Ready for the news? We are teaming up with Eyemart Express to help you run away with style this upcoming back to school! Each weekday at 3:10 p.m. it's your chance to win a $100 gift certificate toward a new pair for yourself! Write this number down: (509) 972-1073. You can listen via our app or stream from kffm.com

Show me what you're working with right now via our app, and I will put together a gallery of all of us four-eyes! I say that with loving affection, so if you are offended I pull from Taylor Swift lyrics, "You Need to Calm Down."

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I left my glasses at home so as I type this there is a tad bit of blurriness and squinting going on. The pair I purchased about two years ago are missing some jewels and the lenses are scratched, but still completely usable. But it's time for a new pair.

Loads of luck to each and every one of you and let's get wild this coming season. I am thinking maybe some really bright frames or even MORE jewels! You?