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Hate to break it to ya kid, but all the cute afros, smiles, and puppy dog eyes in the world aren't going to magically bring your mom an extra $299.99! So I got to thinking, maybe I could buy a VR headset bundle and just put it on layaway! Do they even still DO layaway in 2021?

I had grand plans to ring in the year 2021. I even put my New Year's glasses on our cat, Fluffy. I ended up ordering pizza, watching The Flight Attendant, and falling asleep before midnight.

The new sequel that starts an hour later... or earlier. We don't know, we can't keep track!

Going to the gym has thrown off my sleep schedule. What is your best time to exercise?

There are 24 hours in a day and not enough of them are dedicated to recharging our battery.

I had a very sweet Mother's Day!
I let my 2 year old, Willow, pick out my bouquet of flowers (she chose a bouquet of yellow, white, and pink roses), some cupcakes from the bakery, and a Mother's Day balloon.
I forgot where I had put the flowers so they were near death and wilted by the time …

Christmas Eve is one of the most exciting days in the world because tomorrow is Christmas. The anticipation of what comes tomorrow for youngsters gets them all anxious and, if you were like me, had trouble actually getting to sleep on Christmas Eve. As a kid, here's what I did to get to sleep.

It's one thing to fall asleep during class, but it's another thing to wake up, literally jumping from your seat, screaming because you had a nightmare like this poor sap did.

My wife very casually asked me, the other day, what I wanted for Father's Day. I answers in my typical fashion, "you don't need to get me anything for Father's Day." I was telling the truth. I don't wear a tie to work and all of my hobbies I can fund myself and I don't like people buying m…

One thing I love about children is their ability to fall asleep anywhere pretty much doing anything. Meet Bode, the kid who fell asleep standing up still strapped to his skis.

It may not be news to you that today’s kids are deprived of sleep, but before you blame smartphones or computer games, consider this: children haven’t been getting enough shut-eye for more than a century.