Why Is My Kitchen A Hot Mess? The ‘Hells-In-My-Kitchen’ Edition

YOU SEE THIS HOT MESS? HELP me! I'm sending out an S.O.S.

I have tried so hard to keep my house in order, but it is very difficult with a bouncy, rambunctious 3-year old running around.

Recently, I enlisted the help of a very polished and successful friend to help me get my life together. She has helped me organize everything from my finances to getting rid of baby furniture and even a dining room table that is way too large for my small apartment.

BUT MY KITCHEN. I CANNOT. MAINTAIN.

Maybe I need Chef Gordon Ramsay to yell at me like a drill sergeant while I try to clean up my kitchen. I hate doing dishes. I hate cleaning up after cooking dinner. I hate my kitchen.

I need some professional help. And maybe some medication so that I can focus long enough to be motivated to keep it in line.

Well, I'm off to go clean the kitchen up. If you have any tips, please send them over before it's too late and I get swallowed by a coffee mug. Or a diaper.

THANKS!