My Florida Man Was Just Trying to Ride His Four Wheeler!

Having read A LOT of weird news stories for work, I can attest to the fact a CRAP ton of these stories come from the beautiful state of Florida!

Yes, there are a lot of people and the weather is warmer than most states, so that could be part of the reason. Not really sure why the weird crime rate is so high there, but thankfully trending purposes, nobody but the criminals are getting hurt. And technically, they chose to do that to themselves.

The challenge is pretty simple. Type into Google:

Florida Man and then your birthday......

So I typed in Florida Man March 29 and here is what popped up

Aaron Clark, 24, was charged with fleeing, attempting to elude and reckless driving after he ran away from a traffic stop Saturday night, deputies said.
Clark was stopped, along with two other four-wheelers, on a Walton County road. While the two other vehicles stopped, Clark rode away from the deputies.
Later that night, Clark returned to the traffic stop with a beer in his hand and yelling "come and get me" to the deputies before riding off again, according to the Sheriff’s Office.

Now I can't just keep it to the men, what's my female counter part up to

First responders don’t like it when people dial 911 without an emergency. That’s why deputies in the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office arrested Mary Ann Parrish Monday afternoon.According to an arrest report reviewed by WFLA, Parrish dialed 911 six times in four hours because her boyfriend wasn’t being nice to her. The responding deputy said the 40-year-old was still on the phone with a 911 operator when he arrived. Parrish was charged with misuse of the 911 system.

Pretty harmless stuff for my Florida Man and Woman, what about yours?